"Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of his White House had a big block of cheese. Jackson wanted the White House to belong to the people, so from time to time, he opened his doors to those who wished an audience."
"I'm the Press Secretary, Boo-boo. I don't have that kind of time."
"I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land."
"Long as I got a job, you got a job, you understand?"
"It's hard not to like a guy who doesn't know 'frumpy,' but knows 'onomatopoeia.'"
"I don't know what kind of salad it is, I'm eating a salad, OK? I'm doing it, do I have to know the names? There's no difference between them, it's a bowl of weeds!"